Liz Clarke is off to Maryland and Tarik El-Bashir will be taking over the Post's coverage of Your Georgetown Hoyas this fall.
Well that was a clever little title to draw you in. This week's entry in the contest that is taking over the globe comes from Scranton, PA - the birthplace of the Syracuse's most famous oompa loompa, Gerry McNamara.
Eat it, Gerry
Why anyone would ever frame a newspaper clipping of Gerry McNamara in high school is beyond me, but this casualite did the bar/restaurant/10th Circle of Hell a favor by bringing along a holy Casual Hoya Headband.
We are now passed the halfway mark in the Casual Summer Headband Series and there are only 7 more entries left until we rely on you, loyal reader, to determine the winner of the first ever Casual Headband Sweet Sixteen.
Also, what did you think of Jersey Shore last night?
We are so excited for the premiere of season two of Jersey Shore that we can barely contain ourselves!
Thank God They're Back! via media.avclub.com
We have had our eyes glued to the Kentucky Sports Radio twitter feed in the ongoing Rick Pitino extortion trial taking place in Kentucky, and yesterday we learned the following:
Pitino said he bought Sypher a drink and the two exchanged small talk after the restaurant closed.
When he got up to leave, Pitino said she whispered something, opened his pants and the two then had sex "very briefly."
"Unfortunate things happen," Pitino said.
And then, today's action:
- Defense attorney asks how could she have become pregnant then if he did not ejaculate. Pitino testifies, "I did, down my leg."
- Sypher tells Pitino she is fertile. Rick testifies, "she told me her husband looked at her 4 times and she got pregnant and I pulled out"
- Pitino sad he did not plan on having sex with Sypher but he didn't protest. She asked if he had a condom and he said, "I don't carry condoms
Well, well, well. What could it have possibly been that Ms. Sypher whispered into the head coach of men's basketball at Louisville's ear that suddenly turned a casual drink into a marathon after-hours romp?
Tell us! The winner as judged by the Casual Hoya staff receives a free order of contaminated Verizon Center chicken strips at a distinctly non-conference game this season.
www.CasualHoya.com: Promoting Dirty Talk Since 2009.
Well it's been a while since I've done one of these. I'd say email me questions, but they'd probably be stale by the time I write another edition in October. For now, we'll jump right in. As always, these are actual questions posed by other members of the Casual Hoya staff that I pretend are loyal readers.
JERSEY SHORE LIVEBLOG TONIGHT (via www.fancast.com)
I'm going to be having a baby soon and need to select a name. Child's sex remains a mystery so I'll need boy and girl names. We're looking to avoid apostrophes in the name but I encourage creativity overall. My Boys Swim, DC
I think naming a boy Levi would be strong, especially considering the virtuoso performance Levi Johnston has put on the last few weeks. Not only did he impregnate Sarah Palin's daughter while in high school, he then trashed Palin, posed for Playgirl, then somehow got engaged to his baby mama, and announced it to the world in US Weekly. Levi is good.
For a girl, it still has to be Snooki. Speaking of which, we'll be LIVEBLOGGING THE JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE TONIGHT.
If somehow it turns out to be a combination of a shark and an octopus, you should name it Sharktopus.
You've got questions, we've got answers, after The Jump
The final 3 cuts and roster to be announced in late August.
Pitino said he bought Sypher a drink and the two exchanged small talk after the restaurant closed.
When he got up to leave, Pitino said she whispered something, opened his pants and the two then had sex "very briefly."
"Unfortunate things happen," Pitino said.
The Stage is Yours, Loyal Reader (via 1.bp.blogspot.com)
I have nothing for you. Absolutely nothing. I wake up every morning hoping for breaking news on some 16 year old kid we are recruiting and go to bed completely distraught that (1) said 16 year old kid did not break news and (2) I care about the actions of a 16 year old kid. Vicious cycle.
On top of that, there has been no news at all about our out-of-conference home schedule. Who will be play on the Saturday after Thanksgiving? Will it be Lafayette, or perhaps Mount St. Mary's? Maybe a dark horse will emerge, like Radford or Fairfield! WHO DAMMIT, WHO?
So, as a result of all this, I present you with a novel idea - give us your best YouTube clips. Music videos, commercials, home videos, cats playing instruments - whatever.
Winner, as determined by the number of recommends, gets a high five at the next pregame.
Have at it.
