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Pitino said he bought Sypher a drink and the two exchanged small talk after the restaurant closed.

When he got up to leave, Pitino said she whispered something, opened his pants and the two then had sex "very briefly."

"Unfortunate things happen," Pitino said.

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Where Unfortunate Happens!

Who said things are slow this summer?

I expect round-the-block coverage of the Pitino sex trial. You should hold a contest asking what she whispered.

he impregnated her during their brief sex

did pitino just admit to being a two pump chump?

TWO PUMPS=GREATER EFFICIENCY
this puts pitino in a close second to calipari for ultimate sleazeball
pitino cross examination today
Quality discussion going on here:

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=17&f=2755&t=6162728&p=1

QUICKY RICKY

so happy we play them at home this year

maybe we can get leonsis to make it a 15-second shot clock for that game
New meaning

to delusional.

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