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Casual Caption Contest: What Did Karen Sypher Whisper into Rick Pitino's Ear?

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We have had our eyes glued to the Kentucky Sports Radio twitter feed in the ongoing Rick Pitino extortion trial taking place in Kentucky, and yesterday we learned the following:

Pitino said he bought Sypher a drink and the two exchanged small talk after the restaurant closed.

When he got up to leave, Pitino said she whispered something, opened his pants and the two then had sex "very briefly."

"Unfortunate things happen," Pitino said.

And then, today's action:

  • Defense attorney asks how could she have become pregnant then if he did not ejaculate. Pitino testifies, "I did, down my leg."
  • Sypher tells Pitino she is fertile. Rick testifies, "she told me her husband looked at her 4 times and she got pregnant and I pulled out"
  • Pitino sad he did not plan on having sex with Sypher but he didn't protest. She asked if he had a condom and he said, "I don't carry condoms

Well, well, well.  What could it have possibly been that Ms. Sypher whispered into the head coach of men's basketball at Louisville's ear that suddenly turned a casual drink into a marathon after-hours romp?

Tell us!  The winner as judged by the Casual Hoya staff receives a free order of contaminated Verizon Center chicken strips at a distinctly non-conference game this season. 

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Comments

Marathon?

Have you not been following the trial?

Can you beat the shot clock?
I want to blow you, mr. blowout
whisper
“why don’t you tell your assistant to get out of here so you can have sex with me for 15 seconds and then i can later accuse you of rape.”
Take me for a quicky, Ricky
Hey, Rick...
I heard Calipari is the scummiest guy in the state

Rick: oh yeah?

whisper
“Umm… you got any gum”
whisper
I always wanted to bang Al Pacino
whisper
Did you enjoy your time in Providence?
Sypher to Pitino
I want my 15 seconds of fame!

Pitino:

I call this the sticky leg….
Another one

Sypher:

Show me your favorite position

Pitino:

Adding Pictures is FUN!

Sphyer:

How many pumps can I get out of you?

Pitino:

Sypher:

How do you motion sex in sign language?

Pitino:

Pitino:
Glad I wore the white suit today…..
whisper

No, Edgar, it was 2 pumps.

Dickie V in the booth next to them:
Looks like Pitino dribbled one off of his leg, bad turnover there…..
btcoop71 IS ON FIRE.
Sypher:
Rick, how is the alfredo sauce here?

Pitino:

You’ll find out in about 15 seconds…
Sypher:
Don’t worry Rick, your wife is not walking through that door!
Pitino:
I hear Cincinnati is lovely this time of year

Sypher

I’ve never been there!

Pitino:

Really, we should go there sometime……

Sypher
“Freedom Hall isn’t the only dilapidated cavern you can white out!”
Pitino
You know, if you had brown hair, you’d look just like Monica Lewinsky
Sypher
Let me take your mind off that whole Sebastian Telfair debacle.
whisper
“so rick, have you ever been in a turkish prison?”
You could rely on the backdoor or just penetrate the zone
and please ignore

the backdoor cuts

WHISPER
Do you want to have sex with me?
I’ll show you NCAA violation.

Oh wait…that’s Calipari’s line…

Who cares

what she whispered as long as she unzipped his pants.

i guess this is a very good point
whisper

one time, I even got to FIVE pumps…

Sypher

“Can you introduce me to Billy Donovan?”

I'll be (enter school name here)....

And you be Calipari. Don’t forget to pull out before you get nailed…..

Sypher 2

“I like you so much more than Coach Huggins.”

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