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Beat That Beat: LIVEBLOGGING THE JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE!

We are so excited for the premiere of season two of Jersey Shore that we can barely contain ourselves!

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Thank God They're Back!  via media.avclub.com

Join us tonight at 10pm eastern/9pm central for the LIVEBLOGGING EVENT OF THE CENTURY right here at THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON!

Hooray!

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goody goody gumdrops

28 minutes away

is anyone watching karate championships on espn 2?

where do they get commentators for this crap?

just got back from tanning salon - anyone else out there?
no more ellen on american idol

the show is DOOMED without simon cowell

DOOMED

i really think JWoww is going to be the key to this season
this is the best night

Of my life

I think that you posted this....

to the incorrect post…..

wasn’t this the line that Karen Sipher whispered to Rick?

apparently

Jwoww and sammi sweetheart hate one another

this blog is terrible

i hope im not stuck talking to you jokers all night

if you build it

They will come.

my hair

Is fully blown out for tonight

its fun watching the end of season 1

when they talk about having the best of their summer lives… until mtv pays them 200k to do it again

i'm serious, i really think jwoww is the key to the season

you know what you’re getting with situation, paulie d, and the oompa loompa

This blog is so lame.

So, so lame.

im hoping

Situation and co hook up with hotter girls, or uglier ones.

I'M IN MIAMI BITCH
WE ARE JUST MOMENTS AWAY
im stuck in a goddamn cab
The Situation is the LeBron James of MTV

I have no idea what that means

I didn't know Snooki's 1st name was Nicole
Why am I not a 'gorrilla juicehead'?
Snooki hates Obama
gentlemen

good evening

BEAT THAT BEAT
landshark in one hand

jameson and ginger in the other

im ready

jameson and ginger

aggressive. im drinking tap water

postin and toastin
snooki giving political commentary
I am really excited for them to get to Miami

Like really excited.

SAMMI IS SINGLE

This show is going to make or break Ronnie. Let’s see if he really is the huge pussy he was in season 1.

I judge people based on how yellow their car is
Wait, are these fools driving to Miami?
why dont they ask the 5 cameramen with them for directions

dont break the fourth wall

i think the pep band is making fun of us.

 GUPepBand
  
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27 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

PAULY AND ANGELINA HOOKED UP

hahahahahaha

IS JWOWW GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH DUDES (or chicks) THIS SEASON OR WHAT?
why dont they ask the 5 cameramen with them to help them out of the mud
I love this show so much

I like how Sitch endorses Zig tech

i have a few pairs

excellent shoes. although now that he has them i may have to retire them to my closet.

How many drinks would it take

To bang Snooki

for me?
Yeah

I’d need 15ish, and i’d be asleep by 12

I have had fried pickles before

And they were terrible.

gotta get the chips

all about the cut

I had them at a lovely place in Nashville

WHEN I WENT TO VANDERBILT

were you a duke fan at vanderbilt?
when was he not a duke fan????
I'll tell you when I was

WHEN THEY WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR

would you mind moving your head to the right a little?......

I’m having trouble seeing Snooki on the TV through your window…..

YES!

1st fist pumps of the season!

I had the under on 12 minutes.

LOSS.

no way im seeing this movie
marky mark helps, but i'm kinda over will ferrell unless he's doing a lot of yelling
he appears to be doing a lot of yelling
we just saw that whole damn movie

you ever see his episode on Man vs. Wild?

Captain de la Smush
Is Vinny joking?

THE GUY GOT NO ASS LAST YEAR

A good point
This Enrique song rules
Snooki and JWoww in Jacksonville

Unclear what they think about David Garrard

maybe Matt Jones will make an appearance

This show is so, so awesome
NO ONES UGLY AFTER 2AM
Is it weird I think Angelina is hot
20 yards + id be willing to talk about it
Let's be honest

ANGELINA LOOKS GOOD

Do any of you guys wear chain necklaces?

I think I can get into that

I did in 8th grade

WHEN I WAS CHEERING FOR DUKE

The Dog Days Are Over

Catchy song. No homo.

Julia Roberts in 10 years?

or angelina RIGHT NOW

ANGELINA
making eye contact with the oscar
not sure, but definitely NOT angelina in 10 years
credit to MyFairHoya

for switching away from Proj Runway so I can join in this pop culture masterpiece

MARRY HER!
I just might

unless Snooki gets me first

Situation just made a huge mistake by allowing Angelina to stay in that room

WHAT AN IDIOT

threesome

the bad kind

Angelina a darkhorse for biggest ho

This season

is ho short for WHORE?
sammi is such a sweetheart
why does angelina still have her shades on?
what'e the purple crap on the front of A's shorts?

flesh or fabric?

So many girlfights this season
Enter Vinny the king of pussy
or does ronnie take that title?
Ronnie sucks
Shouldn't 'Nobody's Ugly After 2am' be on the WAG shirts this season?
That's a good call
MTV BRILLIANT

4 dudes, 4 chicks

rooms broken into 2-3-3

MANDATED CO-HABITATION

JWOWW'S BOMBS
Lots of pressure on Ronnie this season
He's the LeBron of this show
he's more like Bosh, actually

lucky to be there and will catch some scraps from Pauly and Sitch

I see him as a guy that is most talented

Just doesn’t want it enough

anyone care that capps got traded?

me neither

Who
Nats pitcher
will storen close?

#Nats just got the Twins No. 2 prospect (Wilson Ramos:

but Drew Storen is now the closer right?
Hard Times of RJ Berger

Quality show

that chick is almost 30
GREAT SHOW
She is so hot
TI is no taller than 5'6"

Once saw him in an airport

which airport has a prison?

matt dillon…TI….chris brown…..paul walker….

they just need a shark/octopus hybrid

to be supreme

oscar worthy stuff

from TI.

snooki meets

humidity

j woww lost weight
I'm telling you...she is THE KEY TO THE SEASON
All the girls look good except Snooki
enough alley mcbeal meals will do that
i think i fucked that up

ally McMeals

why are they calling her nicole
classing the joint up a bit
is this a film

or just a preview of episode 4 of JS?

these movies look awful
SirHoya

What does KBE mean?

Knight Commander

of the Order of the British Empire. Unless someone can come up with something more fun…

knock before enterering
that's what Sypher said
dude, that is horrible
Is that show Heroes still on?

They lost me after Hiro went back in time and became a samurai

Got cancelled
I think the buddy cop movie will be funny
STOP CALLING SNOOKI NICOLE
pilgrim from the 20s!
EASILY THE BEST LINE IN JERSEY SHORE HISTORY.
Oof

Take back Angelina looking good comments

We are moments away from a massive confrontation

I can sense it.

STOP CALLING HER NICOLE
I have to calm down
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

PARTY TIME

No way he just did curls
i would watch this 24 hours a day

they should do this like that show big brother

breast jiggling montage for the win

Sammi not that sweet
cab confrontation!
YES YES YES

ANGELINA MAY BE INSANE

Here we go, here we go
Snooki is the glue
mosquito in my ears?
trashy count?

classy count?

great juxtaposition between two cabs
there really is a lot of pressure on the guys this season

it was funny last summer when girls wouldn’t hook up with them, but now they should be unstoppable

They will crush it

How could they not

I love that they take pride in who deserves to be on this show
was angelina about to pay for the cab

or were they leaving it to the camera guy?

i heard they all had to pay for their own stuff in miami
emma stone

overrated

What is this girl from
superbad

zombieland

is that the chick from superbad?
Yes!

Jules from Superbad

Easy A

Life and Times of Angelina?

on the mark

Advertisers totally got the target audience right.

thanks for letting sir out to play!
ok, back in my box now
and back to project runway
What the fuck is Situation wearing

YOU’RE IN MIAMI, BANG SOMETHING YOU MORON

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God Ronnie let it go man

Pathetic

him and vinny are gonna hook up
i need some designer t-shirts
He's crying again
is she taller than him?
WHY ARE THESE GUYS TALKING TO ANY OF THE GIRLS IN THE HOUSE
These people suck

BRING IN A NEW CAST

What is obliveated?
not in the dictionary
love fincher

hate timberlake

im torn

THE FACEBOOK MOVIE!
facebook

the movie? holy shit

Timberlake should stick to music
I actually read this Facebook movie book

Justin Timberlake is handsome

I read it too

Decent

CasualHoya movie

by the next season of Jersey Shore?

Does anyone still watch the Real World?
they are trying so hard to get people to watch
Are you all watching Real World: NOLA?

I drove by the house the other day…used to be Baron Davis’ house.

unless that blond kid kills a dude

I don’t care

SHUT THE FUCK UP RONNIE
CREEP MODE IS THE BEST
WE LOVE SINGLE RONNIE
FANTASY DANCERSSSS!!!!
This is what I'm looking for
best sentence ever
How long is this premiere?

I DONT WANT IT TO EVER END

has the majority of it

been show or ads?

replay at 11

it doesnt have to

prerssure OFF ronnie

and squarely ON vinny

I TAKE IT BACK

DOES RONNIE GET BACK TOGETHER WITH SAMMI?

vinnie banged snooki and angelina?

awful

Good live blog

See you next week

see you guys next week
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...

Snooki’s arrested

hope she can share a cell with LiLo
I just got home from campus

WHAT DID I MISS?

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