Joan of Arc. Mother Theresa. Susan B. Anthony. Hillary Clinton. Pamela Anderson. Geno Auriemma. "NoFlo"
Indeed, the Casual Women's Movement (CWM) took a monumental leap forward this March as we have crowned the first ever Casual Bracket Contest winner to not have a penis. NoFlo outplayed, outwitted, and outlasted every single one of the nearly 200 entries in this year's pool and as such, has the distinct honor of having a Casual Award named after her this season.
Today is a landmark day in the CWM. via static.technorati.com
The winner speaks after The Jump!
First, the fact that I won with UCONN based on THAT game is documented proof that there are too many teams in the big dance. Secondly, "NoFlo" came because I made an offer on a house "North of Florida Ave" and then wasted the rest of the day by doing things like filling out this bracket in hopes that it would speed the response from the seller, which it didn't.
Ironically, when I named my bracket I thought of it as a lucky charm that I would get to name my price for the house, which I did. That was nothing compared to how my luck went through the roof and I get to NAME MY AWARD now. Thanks to everyone else for going with the obvious picks and leaving UConn on the table.
Since admittedly the name 'NoFlo' stinks as a name for a Casual Award, NoFlo has tasked me with picking a name that is more suitable. And since I have the creativity of a snail though enjoy the umbrella of democracy under which I blog, I am leaving it to you to do the dirty work. Please select your preferred option in the poll, and we will use it in the first Casual Awards post of the season SEVEN MONTHS from now.
Bracket contests are the best.
0 recs | 30 comments
People's Front of Judea situation?
I sense trouble between CWM and HCS. There can be only one. Goddesses, to arms!
SirHoya - April 6, 2011
i expect that Charlie Sheen references will be tired by next season
…considering they are already overused
aja32 - April 6, 2011
I would be shocked
If he was not dead and/or institutionalized by then as well
rochesterhoya07 - April 6, 2011
I like the NoFlo award for the player who screws up the offense the most
on either team. it makes sense.
thejerseytornado - April 6, 2011
problem is we can only give the award to one player each game
CasualHoya - April 6, 2011
what about the "you don't need balls to win" award?
given to the player whose non-scoring actions (like passing it away to a teammate, making assists, getting in position to help break the press) made a difference in the game
…and paying homage to the fact that our winner didn’t need those pieces of equipment to beat all of you, either!
Hoya Saxual - April 6, 2011 via mobile
Totally Agree!
Also, I think we should move towards petit fours and cupcakes instead of double stuffed oreos.
WannabeHoya - April 6, 2011
enjoy whatever desserts you like
just document them, accordingly.
CasualHoya - April 6, 2011
I was in a meeting this morning and the phrase "document your documentation" was used
I immediately thought of this blog (and lunch) and had to bite my lip to keep from laughing.
BornonthisBandWagon - April 6, 2011
i like it
RandyMossStoleMySweatshirt - April 6, 2011
Nice Win, NoFlo
“NoFlo” AKA “WannabeHoya” . . . you have vanquished us all . . . the fairer sex continues its 200,000 year dominance of males . . . #headhanginginshame
RepublicansWearNikes2 - April 6, 2011
don't get carried away now
#canstillpeestandingup
DownTheHallFromHollis - April 7, 2011
well done noflo
in other news, the gary williams / debbie yow feud is wildly entertaining
http://www.testudotimes.com/2011/4/5/2092998/debbie-yow-claims-gary-williams-sabotaged-the-n-c-state-coaching
http://www.testudotimes.com/2011/4/5/2093150/i-havent-talked-to-anyone-coach-or-athletic-director-connected-to-the#comments
especially after our favorite enemy greg doyel weighed in.
Hire Esherick - April 6, 2011
as we all SHOULD have learned back in kindergarten...
girls rule, boys drool…duh!
to paraphrase: some may have forgotten, she has reminded them. as one of the token women around these parts (and ambassador from the HCS), i’m proud that WannabeHoya was up to the task of putting the guys in their place.
Congratulations!!!
Hoya Saxual - April 6, 2011 via mobile
boys go to college to get more knowledge
girls go to jupiter to get more stupider
CasualHoya - April 6, 2011
the only reason men get lost in thought
is because it’s unfamiliar territory
Hoya Saxual - April 6, 2011 via mobile
Since you're up
Can you get me a sandwich?
KeepItSaxa - April 6, 2011
Wait, so
We’re trading The NoFlo Award for the Boobies Award? I am unsure if I would prefer an award that seems like a reference to some sort of urinary problem or a reference to, well, boobies.
Wait, that’s a lie. Boobies!
Oh, and:
#worstblogever
J-Wall's Mom's Broom - April 6, 2011
Lord Humongous - April 6, 2011
I thought "NoFlo" referred to............
…….the Hoya offense!! Forget PrinceTown……….we are all NoFlo!!
With paranoia,
P.S. When did Nikita give up his category to Jonathan??
hoyaparanoia - April 6, 2011
There has never been an internet poll that "boobies" haven't won.
WarmupEwing - April 6, 2011
This could change
Depending on how wadetandy feels about this poll.
J-Wall's Mom's Broom - April 6, 2011
the women's movement took a giant step foward with the win
and then promptly died after the creation of the boobies award
RandyMossStoleMySweatshirt - April 6, 2011
+1
WannabeHoya - April 6, 2011
+1
creativity fail, gentlemen
BeerBottlesToTheFaceOfSyracuseFans - April 6, 2011
And isn't that neighborhood usually called NoFla not NoFlo?
Not a Realtor, I just like to make shit up too.
HoyaSmacksYa - April 6, 2011
"Boobies Award"
Weak, very weak.
Esteban d' Amur - April 6, 2011
congratulations, noflo!
as one of (i have to imagine) the founding members of the CWM, the glory of your triumph today brings an especially wide smile to my face. my x chromosomes are nearly bursting with pride.
i will write more when i am done making wadetandy a sammich.
eatthatbox09 - April 6, 2011
Definitely go with
“you don’t need balls to win award” so much more respect for us ladies than the boobie award? Congrats NoFlo/wannabehoya!!!!
iheartgregmonroe - April 6, 2011
Agree
Where’s the dislike button for this award?
WannabeHoya - April 7, 2011
You must Login with your SB Nation account and be a member of Casual Hoya to post a comment.