Welcome back to another edition of the award winning, hard hitting, Earth shaking, love making, Viagra taking Casual Investigation series! Today, we're scraping the bottom of the filler barrel to answer a question that many of you have been wondering: How many wins is Georgetown going to have this season? And as an added bonus, we're doing it in HAIKU!
That's right everyone, after The Jump join us as we take you through each and every remaining game on the Hoyas schedule, and predict the outcomes...in HAIKU!
Predictions IN HAIKU after The Jump:
Saturday, January 28th @ Pitt:
This game is scary
Pitt is new Boston College
Pitt students ugly
Result: WIN. Hoyas 74 - Pitt 67.
Record: (17-3, 7-2)
Wednesday, February 1st v. UConn:
Champs at Verizon
Jim Calhoun is a cheater
Drummond ain't got shit
Result: WIN. Hoyas 72 - UConn 69.
Record: (18-3, 8-2)
Saturday, February 4th v. USF:
Bulls are playing well
Then again so is Georgetown
We should win at home
Result: WIN. Hoyas 67 - Bulls 62
Record: (19-3, 9-2)
Wednesday, February 8th @ Syracuse:
Oof oof oof oof oof
Oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Oof oof oof oof oof
Result: LOSS. Cuse 78 - Hoyas 67
Record: (19-4, 9-3)
Sunday, February 12th v. St. John's:
Johnnies in trouble
Athletic but don't play smart
Should be named Redmen
Result: WIN. Hoyas 77 - Johnnies 63.
Record: (20-4, 10-3)
Saturday, February 18th @ Providence:
Great class for next year
But not so true of this year
Win for season sweep
Result: WIN. Hoyas 72 - Friars 58.
Record: (21-4, 11-3)
Tuesday, February 21th @ Seton Hall:
Have to lose one soon
Can't let delusion take hold
We lose, so shoot me
Result: LOSS. Pirates 65 - Georgetown 63.
Record: (21-5, 11-4)
Saturday, February 25th v. Villanova:
Winter alum day
Huge blog extravaganza
Win in the gray out
Result: WIN. Georgetown 83 - Villanova 65.
Record: (22-5, 12-4)
Monday, February 27th v. Notre Dame:
ND always tough
So many ugly white dudes
We will overcome
Result: WIN. Georgetown 78 - Notre Dame 72.
Record: (23-5, 13-4)
Saturday, March 3rd @ Marquette:
Sold out game up there
Senior day for top two guys
Will suck to be them
Result: WIN. Georgetown 71 - Marquette 67.
Record: (24-5, 14-4)
So there you have it
24 wins overall
3 seed in the Dance
I hereby declare this Casual Investigation CONCLUDED.
Saturday cannot come soon enough.
Delusional. Ten
Game Losing Streak Looms To Close
Season Of Downside
lordnick - January 26, 2012
Is team imploding?
Georgetown to fire Thompson soon
Need LL Cool J
WarmupEwing - January 26, 2012
Fixed
Is team imploding?
Georgetown to fire Thompson soon
Need
LL Cool JLord Tyler’s TitsJ-Wall's Mom's Broom - January 26, 2012
Heart Attack Hoyas
Plus forced to gaze upon that?
Team bad for fans’ health
Hoya Saxual - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Week off between games
Lots of filler on this blog
Document your lunch
DHB Enterprises - January 26, 2012
Winner
Hire Esherick - January 26, 2012 via Android app
This is not Haiku
Comments in Haiku only
Jersey Shore not good
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
Late January
Too soon to predict a loss.
Hoyas should win out.
HoyaSmacksYa - January 26, 2012
yes this is filler
a week off is too damn long
blame big east schedule
Hire Esherick - January 26, 2012
something, something beer
the lunch blog wrote some haikus
let’s beat pitt on saturday
BornonthisBandWagon - January 26, 2012
for some reason I thought two 7 syllable lines were a good idea. Ouch.
BornonthisBandWagon - January 26, 2012
Filler expected
But, it really could be worse.
How? Orange unis.
KeepItSaxa - January 26, 2012
Wild February swings
Twelve wins enough for good seed?
Disaster at Horse
WarmupEwing - January 26, 2012
Worried about Saturday
Jamie Dixon is a Chump
Goto Hell Pitt
VictorPage'sLeftEye - January 26, 2012
Just one rival game?
How to decide yearly duel?
Six chambers, one live…
WarmupEwing - January 26, 2012
Bachelor party
Extravaganza weekend
I hope I don’t die
brandonbowmansfootistoobig - January 26, 2012
We need to plan this
DC is the new Vegas
Except it isn’t
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
Two bachelor gigs
Vegas two weeks earlier
What is my problem
brandonbowmansfootistoobig - January 26, 2012
Going to Vegas
Twice within only two weeks?
Must have a death wish
Hoya Saxual - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Need you for tourney
Though all bets will be off then
Oh so many stairs
WarmupEwing - January 26, 2012
“One game at a time”
Hoyas- too much Hustle and Length
To fall in the Pit(t)
tookmycrossover2Besiktas - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Extravaganza
It’s during Nova weekend?
Blog hookups ensue
J-Wall's Mom's Broom - January 26, 2012
Best of luck with that
Basement hookups are tricky.
Watch the Cheeto dust.
KeepItSaxa - January 26, 2012
ThunderTrain Express
Next Stop is Delusionville
Suck it Syracuse
Iwillpaytheway!! - January 26, 2012
Worried about Pitt
Even with their win last night
Deep-fried Double Stufs
Northeast Corridor - January 26, 2012
Seton Hall Revived
But Pirates Cannot Outrun
The Seals or Hoyas.
HoyaSmacksYa - January 26, 2012
Someone Make a Sign:
“Worst Thing for the Pirates since
US Navy SEALs”
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
seal team six and hoyas
both better than Pirates and
Osama B
bunk moreland - January 26, 2012
Pirates’ season done
Lose to mere thirteen field goals
Must be from Jersey
WarmupEwing - January 26, 2012
Wow… lol
It’s particularly awesome since you predicted blowouts in 3 of those games. Don’t think I’ve seen one of those since Ooeey Poooey came to town(not true)… Yesssss been trying to figure out how to throw IUPUI in one of my comments…nice
yaboynyp - January 26, 2012
This is not Haiku
Comments in haiku only
Keeps away Cuse dolts
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
Wouldn’t be so sure
Someone over on their blog
Can craft a sonnet.
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
What's in a post?
That which we call a ’Cuse fan would
By any other name smell as bad.
KeepItSaxa - January 26, 2012
Pitt plays 2 guys over 6’5...
Zanna and Dante Taylor…
yaboynyp - January 26, 2012
This is not Haiku
Comments in haiku only
I cried in ‘War Horse’
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
Horse not impressive
You’d run that quickly yourself
If you could be glue.
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
still cry at Hoop Dreams
when gates tears knee, but arthur agee
rocks georgetown jacket
bunk moreland - January 26, 2012
Dante Taylor is
burger boy disappointment
just like ACC
bunk moreland - January 26, 2012
Zombies closing in,
Oh God, they’ve broken the door.
Try your worst, you…BRAAAAAAAAAAINS
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
Pitt finally wins!
Too bad they’ll get crushed on Sat
War Horse made me cringe
JabrilTrawick'sInstagrams - January 26, 2012
Still love your handle
Umbrella ella ella
’ey ’ey ’ey ’ey ’ey
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
Rihanna's real hot
But “Love the Way You Lie” sucked
Much like Syracuse
JabrilTrawick'sInstagrams - January 26, 2012
College won't admit?
Then you can apply to Pitt
Degree ain’t worth shit
You can join the Zoo
Pitt’s losses make you boo hoo
No Big East for you!
PhillyHoya - January 26, 2012
Rhyming your haiku
Truly impressive display
I bow to your skills
J-Wall's Mom's Broom - January 26, 2012
Fab Melo can't read
Pitt can’t win at Petersen
Have fun A-C-C
PhillyHoya - January 26, 2012
A player can't read
They hurl that slur at Hoyas
Not cool, Philly, k?
HoyaSmacksYa - January 26, 2012
But we know the truth
The “education” at Cuse
Like some fries with that?
PhillyHoya - January 26, 2012
Best game against Pitt
07 Big East Tourney
Aaron Grey’s flop sweat
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
Insert haiku here
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
Prince Fielder Got Paid
200 million is a lot
DH in 5 years
VictorPage'sLeftEye - January 26, 2012
Terrible contract
These teams never learn from past
Detroit Rock City
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
He's three hundred pounds
Getting fatter by the day
Gout in his future
PhillyHoya - January 26, 2012
Chicks dig the long ball
Can he run like pop Cecil?
Mets eat bad contract
WarmupEwing - January 26, 2012
Mets are horrific
I hate myself everyday
For being Mets fan
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
I’ll take the under
24 wins is a lot
Reality reigns
timmadrid - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Reality: meh
Delusion is much sweeter
I’ll take the over
WanderingHoya - January 26, 2012
DePaul beat Rutgers
Both teams called for 15 fouls
Mike Rice whiny bitch
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
I loved that result
Schiano to Tampa Bay
Bad week for Slutgers
brandonbowmansfootistoobig - January 26, 2012
Brunette Cheerleader
Is the stuff of dreams; Hoping
it’s a microphone.
KeepItSaxa - January 26, 2012
Document her please
Could be casual interview
Fill the mid march void
RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey - January 26, 2012
The Scarlet Knight's Friend!
Near her waist, a disturbing
Bulge doth catch one’s eye.
HoyaSmacksYa - January 26, 2012
In between classes
Nothing to do
Casual clearly bored
Hoya Vey - January 26, 2012
Is it poetry
spending time on interwebs
two birds with one stone
hoyabballownsall - January 26, 2012
Getting much closer
To intended haiku tones
Of airy wond’ring
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
Not to fear Cuse trolls
Head whiner spoke on unis
They are “platinum”
Hire Esherick - January 26, 2012
More Haiku Posts please,
Keeps Cuse trolls out of comments,
They are fucking dumb.
WallaceAtTheLineShooting2 - January 26, 2012
Visitors welcome
If they can count to seven
Alas, most cannot
Hoya Saxual - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Going through old videos
Found tape of the Ohio Game
Poured myself a shot
VictorPage'sLeftEye - January 26, 2012
Why would you save that?
But it’s 5 o’clock somewhere
You made the right choice
Hoya Saxual - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Went to Tombs for lunch
But alas, I could not drink
Painful afternoon
PhillyHoya - January 26, 2012
Why not document?
Your lunch for everyone else
To see its splendor
CasualHoya - January 26, 2012
Southwest salad good
Spicy ranch and pizza crust
Failed to document
PhillyHoya - January 26, 2012
Spent enough time there
Mental image is quite clear
Like mine sans salsa
Hoya Saxual - January 26, 2012 via mobile
The chicken is dry
But the beer is always cold
Oh its been so long
RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey - January 26, 2012
With that closing line
’Tis perfect set up to ask
How long has it been?
Hoya Saxual - January 26, 2012 via mobile
The chicken is dry
But the beer is always cold
Oh its been so long
RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey - January 26, 2012
Tried Haiku Fight Song
Positively Atrocious
No one will see it
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
Haiku the Fight Song!
A far east poem with few words
Even frosh could learn.
HoyaSmacksYa - January 26, 2012
Why should I lie down?
Irrelevant Ivy schools
Thank God it’s over
J-Wall's Mom's Broom - January 26, 2012
Chicken Number One
Half a pitcher of Busch Light
God I loved college
brandonbowmansfootistoobig - January 26, 2012
Best buffalo style
Half price after 10 at night
Spent double on beer
RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey - January 26, 2012
On the weekends now
Not half price til eleven
Want discount fries now
PhillyHoya - January 26, 2012
Sleepy afternoon
Hard to stay motivated
No more weeklong breaks.
HoyaJoker07 - January 26, 2012
Casual isnt cynical
Thinks we have a chance come march,
Instead crash and burn.
RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey - January 26, 2012 via mobile
I hate the scheduler
I like this content filler
I still hate Pitt
VictorPage'sLeftEye - January 26, 2012
Ah, noble haiku
So many things you are, but
Investigation?
WarmupEwing - January 26, 2012
Calp on PTI
Kentucky I’m SMH
Cha-cha-cha-cheater
RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey - January 26, 2012 via mobile
Hoyas rock pink kicks
Georgetown women feel the love
Don’t fear open fist.
HoyaSmacksYa - January 26, 2012 via mobile
this thread is pure art
win noble literature?
poetry grandeur
hoyabballownsall - January 26, 2012
devo thought process
kiss or hit with open hand
canadian douche?
SirHoya - January 26, 2012
Steven Tyler's Tits
At first I was so repulsed
Now 6th man award
beatcuse - January 27, 2012 via iPhone app
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