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via HoyaSaxual
BEAT CUSE.
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In the style of Cee Lo Green (and reposted per bloglord command)
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "If I was richer, I’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
I hope Coach K is impressed,
With how you treat your guests,
Oh, and…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
Your game is sorry, or should I say "sore-y"
Since you’re up by the bound’ry line?
How many players…spent time with Laurie
And did they go six overtimes?
I pity the fool that follows Syracuse
(Your AD was a gold digger)
Well
(Your new refs have a hair trigger)
Ooooooh, I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
We all want you at your best,
So let Chipotle digest,
Oh man…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
Now I know…when it comes to Melo,
You had to beg and steal and lie and scheme.
Trying to keep your precious player,
So you won’t have to start Rakeem.
I pity the fool that follows Syracuse
(Your AD was a gold digger)
Well
(Your new refs have a hair trigger)
Ooooooh, I’ve got some news for you
Ooh, i really hate yo ass right now
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
But til the team’s next arrest,
Or next fraudulent test, I’ll just say…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
Now Jimmy, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
Is this about the time that Manley got closed
Down by Coach Thompson’s Dad?
(His dad, his dad, his dad)
And you were like:
"Uh! Whiiiine! Uh! Whiiine! Uh! Whiiiiiine" Jimmy?
Oh! I loathe you!
Oh! I so loathe you! Ohhhhh!
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
But since it’s you we detest,
It don’t make us depressed, so just…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, oo, oo.
We may have had this discussion before, but we graduated the same year…so there’s a very real possibility I know you (and certainly have mutual friends), which would only add to the potential hilarity of Casual’s scheme. But alas…
(No matter what your friend says, I’m pretty sure the fiancee would not approve of face paint.)
In the style of Cee Lo Green (and reposted per bloglord command)
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "If I was richer, I’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
I hope Coach K is impressed,
With how you treat your guests,
Oh, and…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
Your game is sorry, or should I say "sore-y"
Since you’re up by the bound’ry line?
How many players…spent time with Laurie
And did they go six overtimes?
I pity the fool that follows Syracuse
(Your AD was a gold digger)
Well
(Your new refs have a hair trigger)
Ooooooh, I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
We all want you at your best,
So let Chipotle digest,
Oh man…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
Now I know…when it comes to Melo,
You had to beg and steal and lie and scheme.
Trying to keep your precious player,
So you won’t have to start Rakeem.
I pity the fool that follows Syracuse
(Your AD was a gold digger)
Well
(Your new refs have a hair trigger)
Ooooooh, I’ve got some news for you
Ooh, i really hate yo ass right now
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
But til the team’s next arrest,
Or next fraudulent test, I’ll just say…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
Now Jimmy, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
Is this about the time that Manley got closed
Down by Coach Thompson’s Dad?
(His dad, his dad, his dad)
And you were like:
"Uh! Whiiiine! Uh! Whiiine! Uh! Whiiiiiine" Jimmy?
Oh! I loathe you!
Oh! I so loathe you! Ohhhhh!
I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
But since it’s you we detest,
It don’t make us depressed, so just…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, oo, oo.
HoyaJoker07 - February 7, 2012
seriously, you guys need to have little JokerSaxuals
boundless talent in such offspring
SirHoya - February 7, 2012
could make this happen at CXIII
though I understand that Joker won’t be there, which is ridiculous.
CasualHoya - February 7, 2012
make this happen? blogging isn't a challenge anymore, you need to dabble in matchmaking?
the thought of witnessing such deviousness in action makes me even sadder that Joker (apparently) won’t be there!
Hoya Saxual - February 7, 2012
Sad but true
My friend just INSISTS that I skip the Extravaganza and instead marry him and his fiancee.
Maybe he’ll let me wear face paint.
HoyaJoker07 - February 7, 2012
Truly unfortunate timing.
We may have had this discussion before, but we graduated the same year…so there’s a very real possibility I know you (and certainly have mutual friends), which would only add to the potential hilarity of Casual’s scheme. But alas…
(No matter what your friend says, I’m pretty sure the fiancee would not approve of face paint.)
Hoya Saxual - February 7, 2012
As long as there is documentation
And really joker – most impressive
bunk moreland - February 7, 2012
You know this is a bitter love song right?
We are flattered.
StealthTurkey - February 7, 2012
It's not, at least according to the music video
And even if it is, I’m cool with being the Cee Lo of this analogy, bitter or otherwise.
jackemupkid - February 7, 2012
I won't lie, it's decent.
Unlike your parents.
Who would let you attend Georgetown? Or be a fan of the Hoyas???
StealthTurkey - February 7, 2012
It's actually about his record label
Per the man himself: http://www.esquire.com/the-side/qa/spitznagel/cee-lo-green-interview-6651286-2
tubasaxa - February 7, 2012
he still wuvs dem
StealthTurkey - February 7, 2012
Putting on some Cee Lo now and singing along
iheartgregmonroe - February 7, 2012
Just realize
That mchoya planted the flag first back on this post.
Credit where it’s due.
HoyaJoker07 - February 8, 2012
Ugh
realized*
HoyaJoker07 - February 8, 2012
I was going to recommend demon jack drinking the OJ
but he would probably get sick from that shit
hoyabballownsall - February 7, 2012
I considered something that showed Demon Jack sucking the life out of Otto
But the graphics manipulation was a bitch (rather like my current work week)…and it also reminded me of Twilight, which is never okay.
Hoya Saxual - February 7, 2012
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